Monday, November 20, 2006

When Toys Become This....

Contrary to what the milk powder manufacturers and tuition centers want you to believe that consuming their products will make your kids smart and "so clever", we know not all kids will make it to successful and normal adulthood. No matter what brand of milk powder you feed them or what kind of conselling you provide, they just lapse into the social abyss.

Competition is fierce in every aspect of life, and it is no exception even for underground activities. To prepare them for these, we need this $14.99 GR8 TaT2 Maker by Spin Master Toys. The ad goes:

Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects.

This world is soooo weird. Beats me.

2 comments:

The Soothsayer said...

Not every parent wants their child to grow up to be a nerdy engineer like you. ;)

Some prefer them to grow long hair and tattoo t**s and a***s. :)

Cuppa Chai said...

Hmm, true. Having a nerd in house isn't much fun anyway. On the other hand I can change my image as well! Say I can go and grab one of these toys and tattoo on my arm "Powered by Linux"?